because when I think "yummy"...

The act of eating yogurt is one of the most condescending things I can imagine. I'm not even really sure why. But when someone sits beside me and goes down on one of those obnoxiously shaped little cups of yoplai, the vibe changes between us. I suddenly want to snap their little yogurt-licking neck. It's so cocky, like "I'm eating healthy AND it's tasty." Yeah, well you're also a fagit. There's no way to eat yogurt and not be sensual about it, I think that's what it is. When I eat, I eat. I don't make out with fruity jell-o pudding snacks. Mind you, yogurt has its place. It contains bacteria that we need for digestion, and it makes for a great base in salad dressings or desserts. But for Pete's sake, next time you sit down with a spoon, do a few things. 1. Look at the posture in which you're sitting. 2. Observe the company you're with. 3. Pay attention to how you handle the spoon. And 4. Check what's on your spoon. You will not only be doing a service to your fellowman, but also to yourself.