
So I naturally felt like I was on a winning streak here and, with this new song in my head, I continued to comb the web for news. And lo and behold, what did I find but the first look at Zack Snyder's new Superman incarnate. Now mind you, this is Zack Snyder, so I'm not expecting greatness... in fact, I'm expecting a plastic, bastardized take on an untouchable icon. And that's exactly what we're getting - impractical snakeskin/pleather suit, rubber props, and no Superman curl. Essentially, what was once a true hero, and a brilliant work of art and story-telling is being "revamped" by the acclaimed film-ruiner. This will no doubt fall into the horrible mold of his last (how many films has he made? oh right...) 5 films - take a good idea and then throw in a ton of bad acting, bad CGI, big explosions (already proven by the photo), sweaty men, and naked women. Oh and don't forget the slow-motion...

Fortunately, all is not lost because I still have Maylene to make my day!